Staffel 5 501
Brian: "This is where I live. This is who I am."
Brian: "I am queer!"
Brian: "And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say judge yourself. It's who I am."
Brian: "Fags are no different than people. Tell them they can't have something and it's all they want. And they won't give up until they get it. Now, shall we step outside and allow a few more of the 'beautiful people' in?"
Brian: "And after they finish turning Babylon into the Mall of America, then what? Make Woody’s into a Wal-Mart? Torso into Target? The diner into an Olive Garden?"
Brian: "I’m sorry Theodore. I’m sure there are millions of faggots who’d like nothing more than to walk the straight and narrow. But I’d sooner die than see Liberty Avenue homogenized and de-homo-ized."
Brian: "In these sorry times when faggots are hurling themselves like lemmings into the sea of matrimony, it's refreshing to find a couple who are hung but not hung up."
Brian: "I just love planting my seed in some hole...in the ground.
Brandon: "If I win,
I get back into Babylon. And what if I lose?"
Brian: "Then I get into you."
Brian: "My mother
was a frigid bitch, my father an abusive drunk. They had a hateful marriage,
which is probably why I am unwilling or unable to perform a long term, committed
relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs,
and have more or less redefined promiscuous sex doesn't help, much. As a
result, I've lost the two people in my life that mean the most to me."
Ted: "There, don't you feel better?"
Brian: "No, but I'm sure you do."
Brian zu Justin: "I love you."