Staffel 5 503
how did I ever get along without you?"
Justin: “You didn’t."
Brian: "Four weeks."
Justin: "Four Years."
Justin: "It's amazing."
Brian: "That I've been soaping your crack for the past ten minutes and you haven't asked me to fuck you?"
Justin: "That you and I would be together and Melanie and Lindsay would be apart."
Brian: "Well who knows what wonders the fates have in store..."
Justin: "I mean, if they can't make it, who can?"
Brian: "Ding, ding, ding, ding. The correct answer is no one."
Justin: "Stop being cynical."
Brian: "I'm not being cynical, i'm being-"
Brian: "Do you mind if I finish my own sentences? I despise when couples do that."
Justin: "Ha! did you hear that, rubber ducky? He said couples, I should quit while I'm ahead."
Brian: "Not before you give me some."
Brian: "Mon amour."
Justin: "Mon amour. I love how other people's tragic marital plight makes you romantic."
Justin: "Christ. What a big boner."
Brian: "All the better-"
line Justin: "-To fuck me with."
Brian: "What did I just warn you about-"
Justin: "-finishing each other's sentences."
Brian: "Marriage is a doomsday regime. Destined to self-destruct. Fortunately however, for you and I. we'll be spared of such abysmal fate."
Brian: "I'm not
giong to the fucking party."
Justin: "Why not?"
Brian: "Because I'm going to a fucking party."
Justin: “I made
Brian: “’bout what?”
Justin: “My life”
Justin: “What I want.”
Brian: “I thought you’d already worked that out, you’re gonna live off your considerable Hollywood wealth and try your hand at being an artist.”
Justin: “Why are you making fun of me?”
Brian: “I’m not making fun…look you’re making me fucking nervous as hell, just tell me what you want, what you’ve decided, we can go to bed…fuck.
Justin: “You already know what I want. I’ve already told you.”
Brian: “That’s right, you have: a husband, a family, a home. All the things that make life worth living.”
Justin: “Cut it out. Just stop it…and I know you can’t give m e those things.”
Brian: “Not can’t. Cant’ implies that I’m incapable. It’s that I won’t.
Justin: “I accept that. I suppose it’s why I’ve always loved you.”
Brian: “Oh, the untamable beast.”
Justin: “But to be a couple, both people have to want the same things, to move in the same direction. If they can’t, or won’t, they really have no where to go.”
Brian: “Probably not.”
Justin: “Then why are we still doing this if we both know it’s never going to work?”
Brian: “Damned if I know.”
Justin: “Do you
Brian: “If I did, would that make it good?”
Brian: “Would it make you like I more or less?”
Brian: “Would it make you rich?”
Brian: “Then why do you give a shit what I think?.............I think it’s exquisite. You should be very proud.”
Brian: “When I
heard what happened, I tried to call you on your cell but you didn’t
answer. I was…so fucking scared. All I could think was, please don’t
let anything happen to him.”
Brian: "I love you."
Brian: "I love you."
Brian: "You won't
marry me. Who could blame you? I am, without a doubt, the worst candidate
for marriage alive. But, conversely, that's also the reason that I'm the
Justin: "And how's that?"
Brian: "Because as strongly as I was opposed to the idea, now that I'm behind it, I am as fervently and passionately committed."
Justin: "What changed your mind?"
Brian: "I finally thought of one good reason to do it."
Justin: "And what is that one good reason?"
Brian: "To prove to the person that I love how much I love him. That I would give him mnything...I would do anything...I'd be anything...to make him happy. I am selling the loft and the club."
Justin: "Without even knowing what my answer will be?"
Brian: "I am taking my chance on love."
Justin: "And you mean it?"
Brian: "I never meant anything more."
Justin: "Let's do it."
Brian: "Say it."
Justin: "Yes." ne Brian: "Yes what?"
Justin: "Yes. Yes. I will marry you."
Brian: "Holy shit."
Brian: "You look..."
Justin: "Good? Bad? Laughable?"
Brian: "I don't
want to be with someone who sacrified their life and called it love... to
be with me."
Justin: "Neither do I."
Justin: "I'll be
back. And you'll come there, we're gonna see each other all the time."
Brian: "You don't know that. Neither do I. Whether we see each other next week, next month, never again, it doesn't matter. It's only time."
Justin: (Nimmt die Box mit den Hochzeitsringen) "You didn't return them?"
Brian: "I didn't return them."
Justin: "We don't need rings or vows to prove that we love each other. We already know that."
Brian: "You did it."
Justin: "Did what?"
Brian: "Became the best homosexual you could possibly be."